“Quotations”

I love quotations and some of my favourites are below. I will add to them as I find more, but feel free to make suggestions!

“Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass..its about learning how to dance in the rain”
Anon

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”
Douglas Adams

“If you boil water and drop a frog in it – it jumps out immediately. However, if you put that frog in a pot of cold water and slowly heat it, the frog adapts its body temperature to that of the water until at 100 degrees centigrade it boils alive”
Charles Handy

I learned long ago never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and tired whereas the pig likes it.
many people! George Bernard Shaw, Cyrus Ching and Creighton Abrams.

“Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy”
Unattributed

“Buy land, they’re not making it anymore”
Mark Twain

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.”
Arthur C. Clarke

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”
Mark Twain

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard

“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names”.
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.
Mark Twain

“Robin Hood and Nottingham, they go together like peaches and cream. They’re inseparable.”
John Paul Davis